Not a single liveable city in India

Indian cities are super funny.

Somebody said Bengaluru tech bros should move to some other city to escape floods.

Pune folks: don't come here, we're equally infra broke!

Hyderabad folks: don't come here too, we'll be broke very soon like you!

Mumbai folks: idhar bhi mat aana, broke + kamar tod rent.

Gurgaon: we don't have a gutter, we are the gutter, koi aur jagah dhundhlo.

Noida: aa toh jaoge, ek piece me return hoge iska guarantee nai hai.

Ahmedabad: y'all can come here but even I'm a little too extreme, fully dry state!

Kolkata: bengal strike pe hai, ek saal baad aao.

Chennai: same same sir, flooding everywhere. plus complimentary cyclones.

Kochi: six hours work + six hour old monk shift, you automatically forget floods!

Patna: baad chhodo, tumra jaat batauo.

Nagpur, Jaipur, Coimbatore, Bhubaneswar: we are just here for attendance. Hame koi nai puchta.

What's my point?

Independent India hasn't created a SINGLE liveable, thrivable, half decent city where one can live in peace.

And we dream we'll be able to pull back H1B Indians in Amrit Kal. more  

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It better to leave Bharat then. There are good places like neighboring countries for stay. more  
कमियाँ तो आपने गिना दी जो सही भी है पर कारण पर कभी गौर करें - मैं लोकतंत्र का विरोधी नहीं हूँ पर जब चीन ने देखा की उन की जनसंख्या विस्फोटक हो रही है है तो उन्होंने जनसंख्या नियंत्रण कानून किया क्यूंकि उन्हें इसका डर नहीं था कि उनकी सरकार गिर जाएगी परंतु जब संजय गांधी ने जनसंख्या नियंत्रण करना चाहा तो सरकार चली गई - आज भी कोई भी किसी भी राजनीतिक दल की सरकार हो देशहित का निर्णय नहीं ले सकती है क्यूंकि उन्हें वोट भी चाहिए - किसान बिल किसानों के हित में था पर बड़े किसानों/आढ़तियों के हित में नहीं था तो भीड़तंत्र ने संसद में लिए गए निर्णय को पलट दिया - सोच कर देखिए यदि जनसंख्या नियंत्रण पर कोई कानून बनाने का सिर्फ प्रयास वर्तमान सरकार करने को सोचे तो उसी दिन सरकार अल्पमत में आ जाएगी और गिर जाएगी more  
IN FACT true GO TO rural area it s also a same story Yes we can plan one educate one you get one from KONKAN even near mumbai ratnagiri sindhudurg more  
People too are responsible, old building are developed, people want new flat for free. So builder applies for extra tdr and where there is infrastructure for one family builder will construct 7 floor building. People will park there vehicles on road. Now load is 7 times on same infrastructure. How cities will smart. more  
Aii roads lead to rome. All problems lead to high population. U S C can be a solution but results may be seen only after 10 years or so. more  
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