Not a single liveable city in India
Somebody said Bengaluru tech bros should move to some other city to escape floods.
Pune folks: don't come here, we're equally infra broke!
Hyderabad folks: don't come here too, we'll be broke very soon like you!
Mumbai folks: idhar bhi mat aana, broke + kamar tod rent.
Gurgaon: we don't have a gutter, we are the gutter, koi aur jagah dhundhlo.
Noida: aa toh jaoge, ek piece me return hoge iska guarantee nai hai.
Ahmedabad: y'all can come here but even I'm a little too extreme, fully dry state!
Kolkata: bengal strike pe hai, ek saal baad aao.
Chennai: same same sir, flooding everywhere. plus complimentary cyclones.
Kochi: six hours work + six hour old monk shift, you automatically forget floods!
Patna: baad chhodo, tumra jaat batauo.
Nagpur, Jaipur, Coimbatore, Bhubaneswar: we are just here for attendance. Hame koi nai puchta.
What's my point?
Independent India hasn't created a SINGLE liveable, thrivable, half decent city where one can live in peace.
And we dream we'll be able to pull back H1B Indians in Amrit Kal. more